This may be news to you, but I just ran across Fosfor Gadgets' top 10 weirdest keyboards ever. Most involve some crazy contortions in the name of "ergonomics", but the star is German designer Tonia Welter's eversodainty TidyTippist. Tidytippist is a keyboard whose electronic guts are gingerly woven into a felt tablecloth. Imagine your posture involuntarily straightening when confronted with the embodiment of your Grandmother! Finally! A keyboard fit for my delicate sensibilities, yet washable for my klutziest tendencies.