I'll apologize again for the dearth of posts on Extreme Craft lately, as I catalog and organize the thousands of entries for the book. Danielle from Etsy sent me this amazing item, which can only be described as Extreme Craft. The title is "Circus Peanut Suckling Her Young". I just KNEW that circus peanuts had to reproduce sexually rather than be manufactured, because they're always in convenience stores, but nobody is ever stupid enough to buy the stupid inedible things. The only time I buy 'em is when I want to torture a foreign friend on a road trip.
Is she shooting milk out of her nipples to force feed the babies directly into their navels? They're probably on a hunger strike because they were BORN FREAKIN' CIRCUS PEANUTS! I'd be upset too. One more mystery explained.
