Wow! It's a pumpkin likeness of everybody's favorite mop-topped asian Scientologist baby. I'm sure Lord Xenu carved this with his special "laser". One day, Tom and Katie will look back on their human procreation as "quaint" and "old-fashioned". Oh wait! That time is now! They're probably wicked pissed that they didn't adopt an African baby!
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